Ethan's Age

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Figure it out already!

I wish my body could figure out whether it is pregnant or not. I'm 5 days late, supposedly, and I've gotten like 80 negative pregnancy tests. I'm now pondering investing money in stocks in the pee on a stick industry, as I'm going to support it just on my own by the time all is said and done. I, one person, will single handedly save the country from it's economic crisis. I can see it now, the potential conspiracies surrounding ways to keep me guessing, in order to get my investment in their sticks.


It's funny, cause I could potentially have pregnancy symptoms, but it might all be in my head. Wishful thinking most likely, but dang it body, get with the program! Don't toy with me. Gah!

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